Not the way they love food or music. You want people, after the first time they deal with your business, to run immediately to their closest friends and tell them how amazing you are and why they should go buy what you sell. Today. Not now, yesterday! You are now their hero and they can’t figure out how they ever lived without you.

This shouldn’t be mission impossible. It’s your mission statement. Your business is fantastic. You regularly amaze your customers. They’re thrilled they found you.

So, what’s the problem? Are new customers finding you? Does your marketing show how brilliant and unique you really are, making those people – your would-be raving fans – think you’re just like all the other guys.

You know you’re not. You know your business is so much better. And you need someone to tell your story the right way, to the right audience.

That’s where I come in. I’m here to banish bad ads, sound-alike ads, buzzword-speak marketing, that stuff that seems to stand in the way of your brand advocates seeing who you really are. You need a unique selling position that is believable and convinces that person to come on in or call and discover what they’ve been missing all this time.

They’ve been missing out on one spectacular good business. But not anymore.

There are so many things I can’t live without. Some of them I have no idea how I found them. Some of them didn’t have a voice at all. But the do have a bad website, no cohesive marketing materials, nothing that lets me know that this one-of-a-kind product was right there waiting for me. Some of these “friends” have copy that reads right from the pages of War and Peace, so boring or full of buzzwords and corporate speak that when I read it I couldn’t tell this business was secretly the one that would save me.

I know there are many businesses out there. You have the best products in the world, and you’re missing that one spark…that voice, and sometimes it’s worse, you have the wrong voice. Your business would be thriving if it was’t slowly suffocating under mounds of bad marketing.

So I’m on a mission to give your businesses its voice.

If you love your company and want it to prosper, I can create for you. If you’re just a cool person, I want to hang out with you even if you don’t need me. But if you’d willingly sell snake oil because it can make you rich, find someone else. Someone without those pesky ethics. Sorry.

I have experience from working with some of the best companies around, clients from Florida to California, and a very traumatic story from a weekend in Morro Bay, California that I will happily retell to anyone who cares to buy me a beer.

There is no limit on what I will do for a client. If you’re one of those people who needs your ad yesterday (and we have all been that person), take a deep breath, look around, and see what can do…if you don’t see what you’re looking for, DON’T PANIC! Just pick up the phone and call me and ask, and I’ll be happy to promptly to say yes, I do that too.

I can usually return phone calls and email with a swiftness that can put a peregrine falcon to shame. Please do not be alarmed. I’m here to create solutions that solve problems, not sell you something.


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